Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Videos for acclimating the mentally handicapped into mainstream society.

When I first saw this video, I thought it was a video to help the mentally handicapped acclimate into society. I mean, remember that girl from elementary school who had to wear that helmet on her head everywhere she went because she was prone to seizures and would fall and hit her head, and the teachers and staff had to send memos around the students houses not to make fun of her? I thought this was the same kind of thing.

Seriously...I cant get past 0:50 in the video without laughing.
"Jumping! Jumping! Everybody!"

I thought that this was the way they got retards in Korea (I know, how can you tell retards from general population in Korea) to do calisthenics. I looks like they are retarded, right?
I'd whack-a-mole on them with 7 inches of flaccid dick every time they bopped up and down.

But I digress.

Then they are in Noksapyung subway station. I thought this was to show retards how to ride the escalator safely and buy tickets. You can see that they didn't teach them not to bump into other people, because...hey...if they cant teach the Koreans who are only socially retarded (i.e. all Koreans) not to do that they have no chance with only retarded Koreans, right? Right?

And notice how all the girls are short and about the same height, and not pretty? They lump them into categories and make pop bands like they did with The Monkeys in the 60s.

You know they have to wear those fucking helmets everywhere they go in public, right? How fucking annoying for those poor girls. You know there are entire groups of male groupies that want to fuck them with those helmets on.

"Oh, c'mon! Please! Just wear the helmet. It makes me so hot."

 I'd cream all over the visor. She better get that visor down in time next shot.



  1. Perhaps your funniest post yet. I wish that your alter ego, Baek In-je were around to have read it.

    When I first saw the video, I wondered "what were they thinking?", and by "they" I mean everyone from the girl group, to their producers, managers, stylists... parents, realatives, friends. I've waited to see the wannabes emulate the style walking around Seoul. Madonna had her Madonabes with her slutty-bohemian look in the '80's.

    It's too bad that the post has not generated any other comments.

    1. Oh, right...Baek needed to read this post. I have thought about putting on my black suit, wearing a black wig, using that stilted voice and slow strange hand movements and facial expressions and shooting a video, but I'd probably get shanked by some Dokdo activists somewhere.

      By the way...Do you know Dokdo? No? How about the Liancourt Rocks? Takeshima perhaps? I'm surprised you don't. They are seagull shit-stained rocks in the Sea of MOTHERFUCKING Japan.

  2. Haha...I love your hilarious review of this annoying video/song.

    Love your blog. Don't stop writing.

  3. Have you seen their latest video? They look like cafeteria workers in smocks and headkerchiefs. I really don't know what their managers, choreographers, family, friends, or anyone up the Confucian ladder who should have put a hold on this could be thinking.